Mario + Rapids sparks of hope
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Welp, I guess it wasn’t a one night stand after all. Mario and Rapids sitting on a tree. Pay exorbitant licensing fees. So we’re going through that little dance again, shall we, as Ubisoft’s proto-Minions have essentially distinguished themselves by their resemblance to half-melted Spongebob Squarepants ice cream in an effort to maintain their extra-long existence by clinging to the coat tails of one of the few video game franchises with more Overkill, which makes the combined exhaustion of this hacked sequel somewhere on the level of a whore truck stop the morning after a shipment of Viagra passed through OH, well, I admit it I KINDA LOVE Mario and Rapids Sparks Hope. You took it from me, you bastards. I hope you are happy. I liked the mainstream. Now when I go cynical about the impossible to satisfy meeting a Youtube reviewer, I have to put on a silly hat and sit in the basket of shame. See, Nintendo has two modes that Mario and Rapids take advantage of: Snarks of Hope. First, Nintendo’s doing something doesn’t mean much. Nintendo does a lot of things. They are very much involved in the economy of things. But it’s worth noting when Nintendo does something twice. This is how we got Majora’s mask and Mario 2 paper.
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